Unofficial Terms & Conditions

  1. Shit happens. Your shit, whatever…I’ll do my best to fix it.
  2. Sales are final when you say they are. I’m deeply committed to customer satisfaction.
  3. I absolutely guarantee the potency and quality of my gear.
  4. If you have any problems including(but not limited to) germination, hungry pet, falling grow light, chicks with dicks, etc. I will make sure you get replacement gear.